A Clean Beaver Gets More Wood

Look, we all appreciate a well-maintained beaver. This 100% cotton unisex tee celebrates the importance of proper grooming and hygiene... for beavers. Obviously.

Timeless wisdom meets woodland innuendo. This one turns heads and starts arguments with wildlife conservationists and frat bros alike. Guaranteed to offend the right people.

Why you need this:

• Premium 100% cotton comfort
• Bold graphic that's equal parts innocent and mischievous
• Perfect for those who appreciate humor with a wink
• Guaranteed to get reactions (mostly laughs, some confused stares)

Wear it proudly. After all, there's nothing wrong with promoting good beaver hygiene.